for colored girls when transitioning is not enough

picture it, Charlotte, NC, 5:00 pm, babysitter's......

Babysitter: i saw you talking to /redacted/'s mommy this morning in the driveway. how was that conversation?

Me: fine. i was talking to her about her sisterlocs.

Babysitter: oh, really?

Me: yeah. but, i do have a problem i need to talk to you about.

Babysitter: just go ahead and get a relaxer.

Me:....and the problem has nothing to do with my hair.

Babysitter: oh!

inner Me: awwwwkwarrrrrrd!